What movies have not aged well?
Last Updated: 22.06.2025 09:09

The Living Daylights & Rambo III
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
-”Ah so!”
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Breakfast at Tiffany’s
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-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
From Russia With Love
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-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
Diamonds Are Forever
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
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-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
-All the bad guys are black.
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-Bond slapping Tracy.
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
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Dr No
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
-J W Pepper
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
Live and Let Die
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
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-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
Goldfinger
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
A View to a Kill
The Man with the Golden Gun
Moonraker
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
Octopussy
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
-”She is very sexyful!”
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.